Monday, 31 August 2015

The Wheels on the bus go............ !

Smoking Bans KILL businesses - FACT!


     Our time has come folks..... and we should surely set out to enjoy our long awaited triumphs - for there will be many I can tell you. Let me explain.....
 
Those lazy, hazy days of pollution!
.....We have reached the merry stage of Health & Safety & Environmental Safety (ie, hazards to be reported) have virtually conjoined. Look at America where it is now illegal for your BBQ smoke to waft over to a neighbours house (you have to train ther smoke, somehow, to rise at least 100ft into the air!) lest you get a 'ticket' (fine). Now how ridiculous is that I ask?
Smokers in Los Angeles now have to walk round with a tape measure as they have to be 20ft away from any entryway .
The law, which went into effect with the new year, prohibits smoking within 20 feet of a main entrance, exit or operable window of a public building, including state university and community college buildings. Violation of the law is a misdemeanor punishable by a $100 fine.
Now how are you supposed to know what is 19ft, 20ft or indeed 21ft I ask, but the yanks have decreed that a wisp of smoke is so dangerous that even the merest whiff is going to strangle people on the spot. So, they bring in these silly 'ordinances' to protect the people, including smokers apparently, but they don't keep indoor cooking stinkers 20ft away from any entrance or campus do they! Now that the World Health Organisation has deemed cooking & household odours/fumes more dangerous than that dreaded wisp of smoke why are the bans not coming in?
 
Oops!
     More so, if these disgraceful pollutants are now being persecuted it's definitely time for every smoker, non-smoker & libertarian to report every single bus to every single Environmental Health Authority for they are the very worst on our roads today. They are, without doubt, infringing our rights to breathe good clean, refreshing, quality air!  
Now they all scoffed at Dr Kitty Little last century, but they're not laughing now are they! They bang on about 'quality of life' but only want to pick on a minoroty of people, doing what they prefer to do - yet they are NOT harming anyone! There's a brilliant article out today detailing all this: well worth a solid read.
     Again there's mention of the big threat..... "PREMATURE DEATH". I've said time & time again that there is no such thing and now, through great persistence, some Drs are beginning to agree with me for the term is simply a nonsense strategy employed to instill fear of missing an extra few seconds, minutes, hours, dats etc of life! Scour you mortal selves and tell me when you find your D.O.D stamped anywhere about your person..... end of subject!
     As you are now allowed to report any Environmental Nuiscances (because they are injurious to your health) simply phone your local EH office and report the offending vehicle immediately and tell them you want a prosecution brought against them under the public health act - by continuosly driving them around our towns & cities the drivers are wilfully & purposely polluting our air, causing many breathing illnesses! You are saving many people from the much increased chance of a heart attack so you are well within your rights to ring in and report.
     Leicester City Council: Environment - 0116 454 1001: To report environmental problems including noise nuisance, dog fouling, fly-tipping, pollution, blocked drains, accommodation certificates, highway repairs - street lighting:
     Leeds City Council:  Environment: - 0113 222 4444 : Smoke control, air quality, pollution and odour. Use this page to find out about smoke control areas in Leeds, report a bonfire, and report issues with air quality, dust and smoke.
     London: A comprehensive list of all 32 London Boroughs for you to have fun with - let's make our streets safe to walk in and parade our children! You can have as much fun as you like in London because the happy-chappy place has failed all EU pollution level targets!
     Liverpool: (really rip into these cretins as they love smoker bashing!): 0151 233 3055 and have some fun.
Breathe it all in baby, breathe it in!!!
     The reverse stupidity of smoking bans has become all too evident thanks to the unadulterated honesty of  Eleanor Purcell, who runs Cahill s in Wickham Street, Limerick, IRELAND’s oldest dedicated tobacco shop. Sadly it is to stop selling cigarettes from Monday, with its proprietor saying the move is necessary to remain in business. Now you might think that this is a major victory for the anti-tobacco mobsters but in actual fact it is a monster slap in the face for Eleanor has stated that the the truth be that because smokers are now buying smuggled tobacco goods at a mere 40% of the shop price she simply cannot survive as a tobacconist! So, yet again, the government finish up with egg all over their pompous, bloated faces as crime wins yet again over stupidity in government - and who can blame the 'criminal' for making an honest living on the back of crooked laws? Another shop they will lose revenue from for tobacco sales yet smugglers are 'coining it in' with great aplomb - I wish I were 30 years younger for I know what my present employment would be!
     Looks like Pakistan's efforts to curb smoking are failing miserably too as a most reputable survey firm (No, not YouGov) has found that :
"Over the last six years, the illicit trade has grown by 43.5% and the tax-paid cigarette volume has declined by 11%,” says Nielsen, a global market research firm.
Neilsen, which documents consumer behaviour in over 100 countries, know exactly what they are talking about and you can rely on their totally impartial reports 100%  as opposed to such as ASH, FRESH, CRUK (CROOK), BHF etc upon whom you can have approximately 1% confidence! In fact, as soon as you 'smack some of these organisations with irrefutable proof they have sudden "phone calls from America" or "the kettles boiling over" ! Awful isn't it when your supposed upstanding doyens of society get caught with their pants down!
     Meanwhile, back in Limerick, the local hospital is up in arms (yet again) because hundreds of smokers are defying the 'hospital grounds smoking ban' - which of course they are fully entitled to as outside is outside! This column always writes to these silly hospitals etc to point out the error of their wants & ways but we seldom get a reply - truly bad manners methinks!

And just for all those "Doubting Thomas's" out there, here's a headline of sheer truth - NOT FICTION!


Study finds NO link between Second Hand Smoke and Cancer!
..... and this link lays it all out folks!



Saturday, 25 July 2015

You reap what you sew..... !

Smoking bans kill businesses - FACT !


     Laugh? I laughed my socks of at the total absurdity of what is now emanating from the worlds smoke ban capital..... California! They are so nuts over there that smokers have virtually been branded as witches, warlocks, devil worshippers & anything else that comes to mind.
 
     Remember when the smokers said that there were more dangers in a BBQ than in SHS - even though SHS was deemed the worlds greatest known killer (!)? Remember when it was proven that the dioxins from a BBQ amounted to the equivalent of smoking 200,000 cigarettes but the the anti smoking brigade scoffed & derided such claims?
 
     Remember (and I truly wish I could find the report/picture) when that stupid woman complained about cigarette smoke from her neighbour yet she was standing amid untold amounts of BBQ smoke?
     Well folks the time has come for great rejoicing & much stamping of feet in jubilation for  all this ridiculous 'stink' & 'disgusting pollution of the air' has now come back to haunt the neer-do-wells of this world!
     Enter Mr Scotty Jordan, a simple Florida home owner & keeper of the peace-but watch this video for you will not believe you eyes/ears!The video shows Pinellas County Environmental Specialist Joe Graham discussing the alleged infraction with Jordan and friends after a nearby neighbour alerted the county office. His most heinous crime? Using his BBQ to cook some food! 
     Now surely, you would think that the common sense factor regarding human v human cannot sink any lower..... but it does my friends as this idiot goes on to explain that perhaps Scotty Jordan should move his BBQ position if the wind happens to be blowing in a different direction (0.44 into video)! How do you move a brick built, concrete based BBQ as many are conformed these days? And of course, who knows from one day to the next where the wind will be coming from?
     Then we have the 'observation' from Pinellas County Environmental Specialist Joe Graham that he can see lethal, all pervading BBQ smoke! OMG-yes-SMOKE (2min:50sec in)-call the fire department immediately in case a burger gets cooked(neighbour already has done apparently on previous occasions!) It transpires that smoke on your own property is fine but should it drift over to a neighbours property (even the other side of the street apparently) it becomes an environmental issue, which means that the state can get money out of you..... for a perfectly normal everyday activity! $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
     Now the burning question here (no pun intended) is, how high does the smoke have to reach before drifting across any other properties so as to be deemed "NOT A NUISANCE". Do all BBQ'ers need 20ft high chimneys, 50ft chimneys or even 100ft chimneys to be safe from misery guts neighbours & idiots like Joe Graham.
They came for the smokers..... who did nothing
They came for the drinkers..... who did nothing
They came for the fatties......... who did nothing
Now they come for anything & everything, the age of intolerance is upon us!
     Now what strikes me quite clearly is the following:
     As we are now allowed to take legal action against all these things that cause public nuisance and we actually have Environmental Officers like Joe Graham, can we not lay a complaint against every dirty stinking bus, every dirty stinking lorry, every foul fume emitting car simply because they are invading our space with their intoxicating & suffocating filth? Where is the difference?
Neighbour lights up BBQ - call an EHO out: they cause an odour you dislike!
Neighbour starts up the car - call an EHO out: they cause an odour you dislike!
Bus trundles past your property -  call an EHO out: they cause an odour you dislike!
     You see folks. you always reap that which you sew, only this time what 'they' have sewn is going to bite 'them' on the ass! We all now know that smoking bans were nothing to do with health and that the only argument they had left was the smell of burning tobacco (much arm waving & wrinkling of faces etc) so laws were brought in whereby people indoors were smoke free-but now they want outdoors to be smoke-free as well. I can see a whole heap of fun being had with this latest 'property line' v smoke situation..... can't you???
  v   
No difference eh, but let's moan anyway!!!


Monday, 20 July 2015

Does Brighton still Rock?

Smoking bans KILL businesses - FACT! 
A little note to Brighton's 'Consultation Chairman'


Dear Daniel,

    I have read, in total disbelief actually, the proposal to 'ban' smoking on Brightons famous pebble/stone beach. The actual composition of the beach is immaterial but the proposed ban is not! Allow me to quote from a daily newspaper if you will?

a)... "Cigarettes could be banned on beaches in Brighton to keep the seaside smoke-free"
    Smoke free Daniel? How is Brighton 'smoke-free' when the place, like all busy towns/cities, is inundated with road traffic-both petrol & deisel? have you fallen for the simple histrionics created by such as ASH, CRUK, FRESH et al and consider that the merest whiff of cigarette smoke will kill - and ignored the fact the exhaust fumes do! Even the World Health Organisation has backed down from the lies, fabrications, manipulated statistics & junk science used to inaugurate these bans in the first place-simply because THEY are now in place! SHS is harmless.
                                 
                                                 

b)...
"It is part of a consultation asking residents if they would support a move to extend smoke-free outdoor areas..... "
    And may I ask the obvious question regarding this 'residents quiz', "how skewed is such a questionnaire when it is known that 75% of the residents are non smokers in the first place?" Also, how you guarantee that http://dsd.me/smokefreeme/programme/smoke-free-me/ won't get involved to ensure that the figures are even more skewed in their favour? You might not have seen the twists & turns these people are capable of (outright lying is only one of them) but I have..... on numerous occasions!

c)...
Board chairman Daniel Yates said: 'We're keen to keep people safe from the effects of smoking in public areas, especially children who are most vulnerable...."
                                      
                                                       2 weeks old & already smoking!
                                                                   (says it all really!)
     'Safe from the effects of SHS/smoking in public places???' You have already fallen into the chasm of anti smoking rhetoric as you actually think there is harm from smoker emittences whilst in the open air! Let me ask you a simple question Daniel:- "when are you going to ban buses from entering Brighton's town centre or close Pool Valley Coach Station so as to avoid all those coaches from belching out life threatening exhaust fumes? Do you, personally, have any idea how many carcinogens/dioxins burst forth from the exhaust pipe when a coach/bus is actually started up Daniel?

d)... "
Smoking is one of Brighton's leading causes of premature death, and the proposed smoke-free areas are the places where children are most likely to be present ."
   i)... Daniel, this is so easy to destroy my friend and if you are a principled man you will convey this to your committee-who obviously need educating with truth! To start with there is no such thing as a 'premature death', the reason? Simple. Look very carefully about your person Daniel, and your partner as well (with a microscope if necessary) and tell me where abouts on the body it states your predetermined D.O.D (date of death). I'll give you 100 years to find it, knowing full well that it does not exist. What does exist is a medical/mathematecal trickery of figures which has everyone thinking that if they 'peg-out' before their "three score & ten" they have been cheated of life! This of course is utter hogwash as not one person in this land has a predetermined lifespan-any of us could die at any time. Therefore the myth that smoking/SHS causes premature deaths is simply that - a myth. Ask your committe this simple question Daniel please: "why were/are the six longest ever living people on this planet smokers?" You could also ask this rather unsavoury question too: "why did Mr & Mrs Smith's baby only live for 3 minutes-even though birthed in the most sterile situation possible?" You see Daniel, no single person knows, at birth, just how long another person will live but 'the myth of those two words (premature death)' is very, very useful to all anti smoking zealots but also something that Arnott & Co won't discuss with me at length!



                                                            A truly gruesome sight!

    ii)... "where children are most likely to be present". Now Daniel, please don't tell me that you have been sucked in by the anti smokers last resort - using the 'cheeeeeldren'! let me ask you another question Daniel: "why are we living in an age where our welfare costs are reaching such monumental proportins that soon we won't be able to retire until we are actually 100(!)?" The answer my friend is very simple. All those very naughty babies born in the aftermath of the war (late 40's & 50's) have had the audacity to continue well past their aforementioned three score & ten! In other words, all those naughy babies growing up when smoking rates were in the 70% regions (oh yes they were my son) were basically immune and that is why we now have more than 10,000 centenarians in this country! The Thalidomide drug caused far more havoc than any smoking did! The 'cheeeeeldren' are trotted out at every single opportunity nowadays-and they always will do as they have nothing left in their armoury simply because no bar-staff ever dropped dead (as supposed by ASH et al initially) and never will!

e)... "
The proposed plans appear designed to make the places like parks and and beaches, often very busy during school holidays, a safer place for children to play." Note the words 'appear designed', one of their favoured buzzwords akin to 'could be', probability of', 'maybe', 'possibly be', might be' and a whole host of others designed to bend the mind! Note again, as above, the use of the 'cheeeldren' - they never stop!

f)...
Brighton and Hove's director of public health Tom Scanlon said: "Tobacco smoke typically contains more than 170 toxins including carcinogens and air pollutants." But has he told you or stated the number of such in a single 'blast' from an exhaust pipe or of the 200,000 dioxins emitted by our much loved BBQ's during the summer months? has he told you of the arsenic or formaldhyde in our drinking water or even the chlorine? I'll bet not! Mr Scanlon simply trots out the age old 'safety net' answers when needed, nothing more nothing less. he knows just how gullible people are thus talking in BIG numbers is an easy game to learn & play! One quick question for the most eminent Mr Scanlon, Daniel: "could the most honourable gentleman please tell me exactly how many people have died from actual smoking, in Brighton, in the past 100 years; ie, how many death certificates can he produce for me?"




      g)... Mr Scanlon continues with the most feeble of 'finishers' by stating: "Outdoor tobacco smoke dissipates more quickly than indoor smoke but in certain concentrations and weather conditions it still poses an additional health risk to non-smokers.' Pray ask him what these 'certain concentrations' might be and also what 'weather conditions' we might be talking about because more than 50 years of thorough research has only ever proven cigarette smoke to rise vertically and disappear altogether! The second strange thing being of course that the World health Organisation have now classified SHS as HARMLESS! Now there's a thing, for a decade ago it was deemed more toxic that 'sarin gas'-which of course is used extensively in germ warfare etc!

So Daniel, as your survey of local people continues, even though skewed, and your anti smoking/anti tobacco mobsters force regulation after regulation upon the poor beleagured smokers have a quiet word with yourself and ask the question: Can Britain/Brighton afford to lose anymore businesses (pubs, clubs, coner shops etc) and can Brighton afford to see it's valuable tourism trade diminishing on a yearly basis. Just think Daniel, this idiotic smoking ban now costs this country in excess of £1/2 bn every single month - now what could that do for the  Royal Sussex?  http://www.bsuh.nhs.uk/hospitals/our-hospitals/royal-sussex-county-hospital/


How many nurses/doctors could that buy? How much more urgently needed equipment could that buy Daniel? You embrace people of many sexual orientations in your town yet you wish to demonise 25% of your population simply because they choose to smoke. When do you start demonising the 99.2% that choose to enjoy sugary foods, sugary drinks, sugary sweets etc? Will they no longer be allowed to sprawl out on the stone/pebble beach that Brighton is famous for?

As for the law, well, the law clearly states that smokers must NOT smoke indoors or inside of any business premises. Therefore they have to be outside, in all elements, to enjoy their chosen smoke. I do believe that Brighton Rock beach be an outside area so how are you proposing to police such a ridiculous proposal? To police such a creation will detract from your decreasing police force from catching criminals worthy of catching! Do you reaqlly want to leave the good people of Brighton open to mass criminal abuse?

Now I know the question that is burning with you Daniel so I am sorry that I am going to disappoint you somewhat but I am a non smoker, I was diagnosed with cancer in 2010 and yes, I defend smokers rights to exert their freedom of choice. Smoking doesn't bother me in the slightest-even though the anti smoking lobby whipped up a frenzy of hatred against smokers. People still think we live in a democracy but I'm afraid that the unforgivable Mr Blair changed all that in 2006 when the so called "free vote" was forced/whipped through parliament.
I do hope that you don't succumb to the fraudulent claims of ASH et al as they have only one agenda: the complete eradication of smokers & the tobacco plant. People will still smoke if they want to, no matter what the substance used and don't forget that the war on drugs has now officially ended as the authorities have found they could not win-despite throwing some $50trillion at it.
Such a shame that Brighton might not be rocking anymore Daniel.
Perhaps more of you might like to voice your opinions to Daniel!
Best wishes

Phil Johnson
Chairman
Justice4Smokers.co.uk

Update: we now have the link for the council consultation:

Friday, 26 June 2015

Petje af voor de Nederland - hats off indeed!

    
     Well, well, well folks! On the back of our letter to 'call me Dave', which of course he hasn't even bothered answering, we have fresh grounds to write to him in the hope that the useless cretin might suddenly wake up and do something positive instead of declaring more austerity measures!
     Today we learned that 'x' people were murdered in Tunisia, on a beach, by lunatic gunmen - one of whom, I can happily report, has been eradicated!
     The points we need to look at here are few, but fertile. 
a)... ISIS have already stated that British holydaymakers WILL be the subject of random attacks, executions, beheadings & general mutilations etc.
b)... ISIS have already declared that "their time has come "; ie, they have to rule the world - apparently Allah has said so!
     A French person was also beheaded today in France & another 25 people (at least) were wiped out in Kuwait!

     Now it seems to me that ISIS, and all other irrational muslims, feel that they can do what they want, moan about anything & everything that does not suit their obviously delicate senses and expect European governments to bend over backwards to accomodate their wishes whilst at the same time randomly killing people because they do not follow Islam! Isn't that slightly one sided I ask?
Today we found that more rage/hatred was created simply because a "Ramadan" sticker was seen next to a shelf displaying pork meat! (Why the outrage, was it actually stuck in the meat?) Only the other day a Tesco store was vehemently 'attacked' after they were spotted selling 'smokey bacon 'flavoured Pringles under a sign wishing muslims a happy Ramadan - remove the greetings sign: SIMPLES! Don't bother with niceties anymore as they are NOT appreciated!
The bacon-flavoured Pringles were placed under a happy Ramadan sign Were the deadly words actually touching those dastardly Pringles?
     Things have got to such a ridiculously distorted situation whereby muslims complain about anything and everything they feel duty bound to complain about - and it is now well out of hand. I haven't yet forgotten the poppy destruction that resulted in £50 fines, yet there was uproar when two Scottish people wrapped a bt of bacon around a mosque door handle for a joke..... and they went to prison! Teeny bit lopsided methinks!
     And what do we have here folks? Oh yes indeedy, 'call me dave' has CONDEMNED the shootings, pronounced his moral outrage at such events..... and ..... and ...... and....... sorry, that was it!

David Cameron announces that the Government's emergency Cobra committee will meet this afternoon following the terror attacks in France and Tunisia as he offers "our solidarity in fighting this evil of terrorism". (what gem is this I ask?)
Speaking at the end of the Brussels summit, he said: "This is a threat that faces all of us. These events have taken place today in Tunisia and in France but they can happen anywhere." (and that is what an Oxford education gets you-fancy words and zero action!)
      When is this buffoon going to stop licking ass (which he probably learned at Oxford University) and retaliate? When is he going to stand up and say "NO F*****G MORE!" When is he going to send in 'ground forces' to wipe these barbarians from the face of the earth and eradicate the very unholy threat of fanatical Islam? Islam is slowly taking over this country simply because Cameron has no bollox, no moral fibre, no guts! Oh yes, let's carry on with our idiotic 'austerity programme' & smoking bans (etc) whilst we keep giving the EU £60,000,000 per day and whilst we allow 500,000 immigrants per year to flood into this country - all the time tipping our economic balance the wrong way. What has he been promised by the NWO and/or Bilderberg mob? What was HIS price for selling out his country to an unelected governing body that refuses to take NO for an answer. Apparently we also held an "Emergency Summit" to discuss the Calais/Immigrant situation! The answer is simple my friends, it's blowing in the wind ..... when landing here (no matter by what means) simply pack onto onto another boat and return to 'from whence they came' - Calais!
Captured!
     This EU crap about flooding europe with Africans is simply ludicrous for they are of no use to us and we cannot afford to absorb them: multiculturalism just doesn't work but when are the powers that be going to realise this simple fact?
Happily our friends over the water have now realised this simple truth, hence the title "Petje af voor de Nederland"! The Image result for pictures of the Dutch flagDutchImage result for pictures of the Dutch flag have declared an end to multiculturalism because they have finally realised that it just doesn't work. It's a bit late I know but at least the Image result for pictures of the Dutch flagDutchImage result for pictures of the Dutch flag are prepared to do something about the situation. Now then Dave, have YOU seen the light yet kiddo? When are you going to stop supporting this countries disastrous entry into the spineless nematode ridden EU? When are you going to stop being a traitor to Queen & country?
Ukip leader Nigel Farage 
Happily we have a hero in waiting!
     Happily we have a 'diamond geezer' leading the anti-EU charge, and by God sir we have the best man in the world to defend this country against the disgraceful corruption of Brussels. When we do finally get the chance to vote there is only one way to go folks.......

Monday, 15 June 2015

A heads up Dave!




Smoking bans kill businesses - FACT!


An OPEN letter to Mr Cameron
Dear Dave,
            You did ask us to ‘call me Dave’ in the run up to your first election so I assume that it is still OK to do so?
 
            I write with a view to correcting some monumental mistakes you (and your government) are making on a daily, weekly & monthly basis – I can only hope that you heed my words of warning Dave. Let us start with your aversion to keeping this country as the country that our forefathers fought for – why are you so eager to give this country away to foreigners? 
Why are you so hell bent on leaving the doors open for any ‘old Joe’ or ‘sand-biter’ to enter, settle and claim our benefits? Do you not realise that we simply cannot afford to be the ‘dumping ground’ for the world’s unfortunates? These people are making their way here because they know we are a soft touch, but we cannot afford to be any longer. They have ruined their own countries and now want to set about ruining ours – and you are letting them do just that Dave. Why? When the Poles started arriving a few years ago it was estimated (yes, estimated by a Labour government) that a mere 16,000 would travel to this country – we now have 480,000….. and how much money, in benefits, do we now send over to Poland every week? (oh yes, a mere £250,000 per week in Child Benefits alone!) Yes, many of them came here for work purposes but the problems soon arose when they were happy to work for a lot less money than British workers, thus the problems for British workers soon began. However, the problems escalated as more and more EU dwellers made their way here….. to the land of milk, honey & benefits! Look at what is arriving from Romania Dave, families of 10/11/12/14 and all with the intent of claiming benefits & housing. I dare not mention the unbelievably high crime figures relating to these people!
            Let us update slightly Dave (I hope I can still call you Dave?) and look at the latest problem to manifest itself over the past five years – the rise of the Muslim Brotherhood (or whatever you choose to call it). What are you doing about it Dave? Why haven’t you banned the ‘burqa’ for that hooded mask hides a multitude of sins & sinners. Syria, France, Belgium & Holland have already banned this fearsome garment for they have realised that nobody knows what may lurk behind such a face cloth; female ,or male, or terrorist or both? Many other countries are taking similar steps as they realise the danger that lurks behind the “Asian Balaclava”.  It’s a bit late to ask questions when a burqa clad person (possibly a child) explodes and ‘takes out’ maybe half a dozen perfectly innocent people going about their lawful daily business….. don’t you think Dave?  This brings us onto the topic of Sharia Law, which of course has no place in this country, so you would think! But, the problems arise when you find out that there are ‘Sharia Courts’ all over our once green & pleasant land. Does Sharia law have any place in this country Dave? Certainly not, for we have our own legal system which, until 8 years ago could easily be heralded as the fairest and most honest judicial system in the world-but no longer unfortunately, as one disgracefully implemented law destroyed all the honourability built up over centuries. It matters not a jot which country these people come from, it matters not which religion/faith they adhere to, the fact is that they choose to come here to live thus they should, quite simply, abide by our rules, our laws and our customs. We did not/do not ask them to leave their war torn, germ ridden, underdeveloped countries Dave, they chose/choose to do so as living in their own countries is rapidly becoming a ‘NoNo’! Fanatical Muslims killing everything in sight – do we need that here Dave? Do I need to mention Lee Rigby in this missive? Do I need to mention that anything & everything seems to upset these people? Do I need to mention ‘vigilante sharia’ in parts of Londob or ‘crooked muslim mayors’ in Tower hamlets? Do I need to mention the terrible wrongs effected by Boko Haram in Nigeria (roots already in this country) as they think they can set up an Islamic state through brute force & murder alone! Do YOU want that to come to the streets of our once green & pleasant land Dave?
            Now let’s get back to some of the more home grown problems affecting the good people of this country – AUSTERITY. I see that the latest set of people lined up by your rather snooty buddy, George, are those that are working but receive such as Tax Credits to top up their wages to a liveable standard, thus ensuring that those people easily slide into the poverty trap – which of course you will have created! Question Dave: “will this reduction also apply to all those people NOT living in this country but still (somehow) receiving from our benefits system?” Why do you feel that people already living on the breadline, or just below, can afford to prop up your austerity measures when MP’s are bestowed with a 10% pay rise? Why are you so keen to furnish other countries with “Foreign Aid”, to the tune of £12bn when all they do is to send rockets into space or build expensive palaces whilst their subjects starve – don’t you think that charity starts at home Dave? These people don’t need our money… WE DO! 
     My local hospitals faced a £40m deficit last year but you were happier sending half of that amount, £19m, to S Africa (of which £17.5 was spent on the palace!). Charity obviously begins in S Africa, eh Dave! Why would that be Dave, are you following ‘NWO’/Bilderberg directions to destroy this once great country so as to join the great   SS-EU-Titanic  and all that is sinking within that framework? Germany failed to beat us in two World wars yet you are handing us to them on a plate – is there not some form of treasonable offence in there somewhere Dave? I don’t want my country over-run by foreigners – do you? Are you no longer proud of being a white English male, married to a white English female anymore Dave? Do you now feel that this once great independent nation should become the dustbin of Africa/Asia whereby anyone from anywhere can camp on our streets and simply claim discrimination or racism because they don’t have what the majority in this country have worked so hard for?
            You, for all your supposed wisdom, now want Turkey to become part of the very EU that 66%-72% of British people want out of – why? With a population of some 80million & 99.8% of those people being of the Muslim ‘faith’ why on earth do you think that Turkey need to be integrated into the EU (?) unless of course you are trying to get our Ford Transit factory back to Southampton! (How many more jobs sacrificed Dave?) Do you not think that we have enough problems with the Muslim ‘faith’ as it is when we have lunatic clerics preaching hatred on our streets on a daily basis?
            Jobs. What jobs are we talking about Dave, with regard to importing more immigrants? Any idea where these jobs happen to be perchance? Let me give you an example Dave, a very simple example if I may. According to ‘FOI’ requests last Jan/Feb this extremely multicultural city of ours declared 2,342 actual job vacancies, followed by another request answered with a total of 10,007 unemployed people within the city boundaries – so why do we need more immigration Dave? For every ten (10) new immigrants only one (1) might gain employment (hopefully they will speak English!) which leaves the other nine (9) claiming all manner of benefits – now that situation is NOT sustainable is it Dave! Remember Charles Dickins/Mr Micawber perchance?
 
            We talk about a housing shortage but every day you dillydally Dave, more & more unrequired immigrants land on our shores, which means more & more unnecessary costs to this country….. in every department. Why can you not see that we DO NOT need more people here, especially people that have little or no social skills or conscience, live by a completely different creed and literally breed like rabbits? It is no secret that In  Brussels alone, the top seven baby boys' names recently were Mohamed, Adam, Rayan, Ayoub, Mehdi, Amine and Hamza and that the Muslim population in Spain has quadrupled since 1998! Can you not see that the Muslim leaders have declared that “their time has come” to rule the earth and by opening the immigration doors (or rather simply failing to shut them in the first place) you are allowing this siege to occur. As one leading cleric said not too long ago, “we can make lots of babies so we can send lots of small, walking time bombs anywhere we want”. Do you understand that simple logic Dave? Do you understand that a small suicide bomber hidden under that black garb & burqa could be standing right next to you ready to blast you into eternity, for you are simply an ‘infidel’! Sadly, you are an ‘infidel’ that is happy to allow more & more of these people into this country. Don’t be surprised if civil war breaks out and don’t be surprised if your dwindling  police forces fail to ‘back’ you either, for they will be fighting for their survival just the same as we (your happiness chart people) will be! It seems that your rather silly austerity measures will come back to bite your gluteus-maximus most severely.
            I mentioned our declining legal system earlier Dave so I will now elaborate and also show your government up for the stupidity it deems as logical progression! The smoking ban law was obviously brought in to kill of businesses and pauperise people – and it has succeeded admirably with 15,000 businesses closed since 2007 and in excess of 200,000 being made unemployed. Congratulations on a wonderfully successful campaign to prove just how out of touch Westminster really is! It can’t possibly have been brought in to lessen the number of smokers as we still have 11-12million smokers in this country despite what that vastly overpaid anti-tobacco zealot (Arnott) says to the contrary. All the smoking has done (apart from the above) is to create a society of secret smokers! As for ASH, a charity in name only, what have they achieved apart from a great deal of media hype, a great deal of noise and an even greater amount of hatred of one harmless section of society by another, much larger, section of society. Isn’t that discrimination or does it not matter as ‘they are only smokers’. You announced a purge on the quangos, I wait with bated breath! But talking of legal matters Dave, don’t you think that false prosecutions, false evidence & false convictions should NOT be around in this day and age (?) or is it the case yet again that ‘they are only smokers’?  It appals me that our legal system has been so easily corrupted so as to enforce a ridiculous law that is killing businesses on a daily basis – doesn’t it you as well Dave?
            Of course the other not insignificant matter is the cost of all this ridiculous anti-smoking fury - £1/2bn per calendar month is the figure Dave: were you even aware of that or are you so blinded by Arnott/ASH et al that you simply refuse to accept this figure. You complain that our welfare bill is crippling this country yet you also attempt to cause longevity by employing a smoking ban which supposedly causes the welfare bill to rise considerably! How bizarre is that I ask? Surely, if smoking causes earlier deaths (not proven), you need people to smoke more & die earlier to save this country from financial extinction! (One of your election candidates couldn’t answer that either!)
How is your happiness chart going Dave? Is it blooming like a spring flower or has that idea ‘gone out of the window’ due to much unhappiness amongst your populace? I remember you asking for the opinion of ‘the man in the street’ before your first election. I wrote for a meeting on seven occasions….. all to no response; I can only assume that this missive will meet the same fate which is why I have resorted to public media outlets. Of course you could always answer this letter truthfully and tell me that you don’t really care about the British people anymore and that all you are looking for is a nice fat pension for two terms as Prime Minister and the unwanted tag of selling your soul to the devil!
I look forward to your response with interest as I am putting a hard earned 1st class stamp on the envelope and posting to Downing Street.

Best wishes
Phil Johnson  
(a rather disgruntled, born & bred Englishman)