Saturday, 18 May 2013

A rarebit of Welsh for you

Smoking bans KILL businesses - FACT
      Terrible news from Wales - for the health freaks and those that want to guard our bodies as if their own! In six years of smoking ban terror, stigmatisation, denormalisation, hatred, open discrimination and killing of businesses left, right & centre it transpires that  
smoking prevalence has decreased by one whole percent. WOW! 
 1% 
      ASH (Wales) are distraught! I mean to say, they are just as responsible for wasting £32bn on this idiotic exercise as we are, seeing as how births/deaths always include England & Wales!
     It seems that there are 3,064,000 people in Wales, which means that in 2007, 24% (735,960) were smoking and in six years of waging a war on the humble smoker they have managed to reduce that number by a massive (sic) 7,359 smokers - no wonder BLF (Wales) came up with this gem!:  
“We really have to call in to question the effectiveness of the tobacco control initiative, and the commitment to meeting these targets."
Two separate questions here folks:
a)... "the effectiveness of tobacco control?"
     Well, you silly people, it seems that no matter what you decide to do, the people are not listening to you. They are not interested in you and they don't really care about you. GOT IT? Have you not realised yet that people want to live their lives the way they want to, not by some creed as expressed by ASH, BLF, BHF, CRUK, or some other quack organisation. Who actually cares whether you live for 62, 72, 82 or even 92+ years, just so long as you are happy doing what you want to do while you are here?
     There isn't a person alive who is not aware of this stop smoking tyranny yet it is this very tyranny which is now doing the best job of advertising smoking ever!

unbelievable, but this is what they think we want!
b)... "the committment to meeting these targets"
     These are targets that such as ASH Wales laid down as reachable when laying out all these magnificent plans whereby people simply queued up to 'quit smoking'. These are the usual trumped up figures by a control group heavily relying on government funding (because very few of the actual public donate to these parasites). These are fancy figures (smoker reduction to 16% by 2020) are simply figments of the imagination to make it look as if the 'work' they are doing is of national importance - when in actual fact the only importance it really has is keeping such as Arnott, Duffy, Elen de Lacy bleating on about how much more needs to be done. NO IT DOESN'T you silly people, why can't you understand that you've had six years at it..... AND FAILED. The people are not listening, they don't want to listen and they are refusing to listen to anymore of your lies, fabrications, manipulated statistics & junk science- got it yet?

     Elen de Lacy (I wonder if her sidekick is named Cagney?) further states:
“We need to be investing in comprehensive quit smoking campaigns, delivering more flexible cessation services and tackling illicit tobacco in our communities."
     Two more nuggets of untruth here folks as we cannot afford to keep funding these self appointed dictators of health otherwise know as 'quangos' . They have just proved that no matter how much money is spent, they get they cannot bend the will of the people, they simply want to continue funding their own 'ritch-bitch' lifestyles!
     Secondly, why are they bemoaning the "illicit tobacco trade in our communities"? Who causes such things when they demand idiotic price rises year on year? Had governments not made tobacco products so expensive at the behest of ASH et al, then I doubt we would be seeing the scale of smuggling that we are seeing. Shot yourselves in both feet there then 'Elen baby'   
    "Yo ho ho and and another box o' baccy"
 So you see folks, just like Scotland where the smoking rate hasn't hardly deviated since their ban (still 33% in one area folks), it truly is mindblowing why this and any other government should continue to waste our money on curtailing a very pleasant pastime (to many people  ) at such an exorbitant cost! You see folks, we've just been privy to a rare bit of truth from the Welsh SHS ('smoker hatred squad') and we have to thank them very much for informing us of what a complete & utter failure the ban has been in Wales - except for killing plenty of businesses of course! 
£32,000,000,000,000
and pouring more down the drain on a daily basis 
      
     And talking of money, here's a little bit of fun for you all. Simply copy/paste or whatever you need to do with these 'fun fivers', keep a few in your wallet/purse for special occasions such as British Hate Foundation collection days, or CRUK collection days and you'll find that as you peel one out of the wallet/purse, folding in half at the same time, it is easy to roll up to 'donate into that little round hole in the collection tub. The big buckets.....? well you can easliy fold in half, half & half again and shove in the slot provided-have fun sending the message: -->



Thursday, 16 May 2013

To plan or not to plan..... ?

Smoking bans KILL businesses-FACT!
     It's been an entertaining week in the media as Camoron is jumping through hoops to try and keep his troops in line as the prospect of joint candidacies has been raised for the next general election-interesting really as it shows that the Tories are seriously worried about losing the powerhold they currently have! Probably not bad judges actually because 'UKIP-FEVER' hit home in the local elections as the party rocketed from 8 seats to 147 seats as voters showed their distaste for the current bunch of politicians.                       The Sun newspaper have declared that UKIP could snaffle 8 parliamentary seats in 2015-personally I think they can gain more as the entire nation is now aware that Clegg and his illiberal followers are simply cannon fodder, a waste of space-and worse still, mostly europhiles, which is the last thing this country needs right now!
     As we sit by and watch businesses close on a daily basis, it is no great surprise that pub closures have accelerated again to 26 per week, according to the weirdy-beardy lot at CAMRA. That figure is no great surprise to me, nor anyone else that is truly liberal minded and tolerant of his fellow mans little foibles, in fact I would have been amazed if the weekly closure rate had decreased for the longer this silly & illiberal smoking ban goes on the more businesses will close. I would have thought that a comatose doormouse would woken up to the fact by now that smokers keep pubs going! I don't know what the World Health Organisation are dangling in front of Camoron as the carrot but he is steadfastly ignoring our plight as we see one business every hour close down. At this rate we won't need the EU to skint us, we'll do it all by ourselves!
     The figures are very simple really: 10,000 immigrants land, sign on and claim everything the EU now tells us they can claim and we immediately 'do' £1,530,000 (Jobseekers Allowance only) every week until they find a non existent job in this country. In that week another 168 businesses will have closed down, rendering anything between 2,000 - 20,000 more people unemployed and all that business money that was going to the government coffers has stopped as well. Come ON Dave, surely you can see what is happening right under your snout, or is that snout of yours in another nicely financed trough-as I asked a week or two back but got no reply!
We've just hit the 2.52m unemployed mark with  600+ people applying for a single job, yet many MPs still concern themselves with all matters smoking instead of beavering away at geting this country back on an even keel. One such creature is Stephen Williams who's sole mission whilst in Parliament is to eradicate tobacco. It doesn't matter if this country goes bankrupt, falls apart and floats off in different directions or even a tsunami charges up the Bristol Channel, tobacco must be eradicated-oh, and the man is also a committed europhile so hopefully "UKIP-FEVER" will swamp his constituency and the fool will be gone.
 
(Now then, which bit shall I jump from?)
     An even more bizarre situation than businesses closing on an hourly basis is businesses not opening at all! Free Clipart Picture of a Swastika FlagNewham Borough CouncilFree Clipart Picture of a Swastika Flag have decided that total discrimination  is acceptable when it comes to planning applications for shisha bars/cafes/lounges. The planning department now sit in moral judgement over others so it seems that a string of empty shops/business premises is quite acceptable to them just so long as a shisha business doesn't start up!
 Carpenters Estate
 (London Borough of Newham where shisha business is not welcome!)
     You see how barmy this country has gone? Happy to ignore new business if it doesn't suit the current mood, happy to watch unemployment rise and happy to sit in judgement on others regardless of the costs! Remember the worldly important "G8" summit? funny how Newham Council turned a blind eye to world leaders having a fag in the EXCEL building because the meeting was too important to have fag breaks! Total hypocrits!
     Looks like smokers in Bulgaria have forced their government to rethink their whole smoking ban strategy for being a country of minimal wealth, the smoking ban has thrown the country to the proverbial wolves (shame that our lot don't follow suit!). Bars are closing, as are cafes, unemployment is rising and more poverty is being heaped upon existing poverty.
     Back here we have the anti tobacco mobsters going up the wall because "Plain Packaging" was omitted from the Queens speech-and so it should have been as the entire shambles of a 'consultation' was corrupt from start to finish! Again, there was no mention of the job losses that would be incurred or the extra pressures on our already strained Welfare System because that doesn't matter to these bigotted nutters. If the WHO had put this much effort into the eradication of illegal drugs they would have smashed the cartels within a decade, Pablo Escobar would have died in '73 instead of '93 and the world would now be drug free! 
In Scotland an article appeared in 2010 calling for the silly ban to be amended as their pubs were diminishing..... fast, but the Scottish parliament have made it their business to be 'tobacco free' by 2015-2020-2030-20whatever! it will never happen as people who enjoy smoking will always smoke. it would be interesting to hear what the Scottish pubs had to say now! They are running short of money too a pointer that the next 'great recession' is almost upon us.
 
(Scottish power stations-smoke free?)
Just to bring a touch of sanity back to this crazy world we now live in, the 1960's have been voted the best decade of all time! The Beatles, The Rolling Stones, flower power, Scott MacKenzie, Bobby Moore,  Gordon Banks, Twiggy, the mini skirt, the Mini, the Krays, oh it's endless. 
There was no tobacco control, people moved freely from job to job and began accumulating wealth-and that is where we lost our togetherness folks! people acquired wealth, goods, properties, savings and independence, the "we're all in it togetherness" feeling quickly subsided as greed set in. And it from those humble beginnings that our now divided culture was born. 60% smoked back then and nobody gave a hoot about it-25% smoke today and you would think that the crime of the century had been committed. Is it worth planning for the future? Not really for as long as these anti tobacco lunatics have favour there is no future for this country-only bankruptcy!.............. Unless.............
 

Saturday, 4 May 2013

The rise and fall of clowns!

Smoking bans KILL businesses - FACT!
     Well folks, we've all had our bit of fun, those of us elligible to vote this week have at any rate - and just look at the tremendous results! We have a landslide from the Tory party thanks to the good offices of their illustrious but completely idiotic leader Mr David Camoeron who has constantly derided the upstarts of the purple 
'Fruitcakes and closet racists': David Cameron has abused, alienated and underestimated UKIP almost from the moment he became Tory leader 
                            Yes Dave, you mighgt be asking the question "why are they odd?"
vest persuasion as a "pretty odd lot" and "fruitcakes and closet racists", as I suppose he is entitled to as the spokesman of the country  ruling party. But the problem is that all these 'pretty odd people' are now clubbing together and forcing the mighty Camoeron into a corner from which I doubt he will ever get out of-the damage has been done.
     You see folks, when you look at the toffee nosed, upper class twit from Oxford, what do you actually see? Certainly not a 'man on the street' type of creature (and despite his reassurances that he wanted to meet with the man on the street he blatantly shied away from every opportunity of such a venture), certainly not a man that listens to the people and certainly not a man that keeps to his pre-election promises! So, all in all our man who simply climbed the political ladder by not working, sits there in all his glory dictating what he thinks to plenty of people that no longer trust him! Not a savoury position really.
 
(especially for you Dave!)
     Now then folks, in the purple corner we have a completely different kettle of fish, not a 'codpiece' either, nor a 'stuck up prig'!  In fact, in the 'purple corner' we have the opposite of "Mr Shifty" (pictured up top finger wagging). In fact, having had the pleasure of meeting Nigel Farage when he arrived in Leicester I can assure everyone that he IS the real deal. There are no pretensions, there is none of the "Bull Shit" that the Tories seem so fond of spouting at every occasion. You cannot help but like the man and there is very little that he says that you can actually argue with-unless your name is Deborah Arnott or some equally minded pond life creature attached to the hate division of this country. Plenty of door knocking on the Eyres Monsell estate before retiring to the Old Horse public house on the London Road and then off for more of the same and to be honest I don't think that many of the inhabitants could believe that "that UKIP man off of the tele was talkin' on me doorstep", but indeed he was. Nigel's responses to even the simplest of questions were straight to the point, no political waffle and certainly no "BS" - and I think that alone baffled many!
(Mr Farage with his favoured fag & a pint!)
 
     I suppose that people are now so conditioned to hearing unmitigated crap spewing forth from politicians mouths that it is expected from every politician or budding politician that comes along! Well folks it's all change time as a man who speaks the truth is about to rise to the top whilst others bleat monotonously about the same old bilge.
'Call me Dave' promised us a referendum -WHERE IS IT?
'Call me Dave' assured us that immigration would be capped - we are now in fear of 29,000,000 Bulgarians & Romanians assaulting our shores!
'Call me Dave' and his schoolboy assistant assured us that they would repeal the most objectionable of Labours laws - LIARS, LIARS, UR PANTS ARE ALL ON FIRES ! Clegg, being a complete muppet, bowed to the pressure of the hate mongerers and ignored any moves on the smoking ban whatsoever thus setting some 15,000,000 people against them from the very start and what have they done since? Passed an idiotic law that has made supermarkets put bloody great shutters all over the cigarette counters just so that the chiiildren can't see the packs on display. It is comical watching the staff fighting with these shutters every 2 minutes as yet another smoker buys his desired pack of twenty. 
Shuttererd: Supermarkets are no longer allowed to have cigarettes on display
     Of course all the consultations that went into this move were bogus but were sanctioned by Camoeron for the man is weak and cares not that open discrimination against 25% of his voters is being ordained. I truly think that it is mainly the internet 'hue & cry' concerning the Plain Packaging farce that has resulted in this weak, pathetic leader of ours declaring that this particular move will NOT be part of the forthcoming Queens speech - and after the much publicised, totally corrupt practices involved by the proponents of this measure I am not surprised that this has been withdrawn!
     Let's see, we have Dame Sally Davies blatantly lying about the 'apparent success' of the Australian decision to use 'PP' after having a secret, cosy dinner with her Aussie counterpart.
We have the atrocious creature known as the Arnott blatantly manipulating email responses to the PP appeal and to round it all off we had a discussion in London recently where Keith Barron (anti tobacco nutter) and his sidekick were up against Ian Paisley Jnr and his sidekick. Barron & Co had absolutely no proof that 'PP' worked - so why aren't all these people being charged with fraud and/or deception? Where are our bobbies when we need them? 
     And to top it all off a treat we now have the anti tobacco mob screaming as if their testicles have been yanked off because Dave has halted 'PP'! Oh diddley-boo, something didn't go their way for once!
     Why are these disgraceful people allowed to walk the corridors of power when they blatantly lie & cheat to get their own way? Oh dear, I've just realised the answer folks..... 'if is to medically benefit the nation', anything & everything is OK! Now 'snipering' the Arnott would definitely be a benefit to the country but I somehow doubt that such an action would be considered OK-because the now corrupt law of this land only works for certain people! Shame really because discrimination is against the law but Arnott & Co seem to have a 'free pass' on that one as well!
     So you see folks, all the above is why Mr Farage might well find himself in a position of some power at the next General Election, we certainly hope so! You see folks, more and more normal, ordinary, run of the mill people are beginning to realise that UKIP & Nigel Farage are the only party speaking the truth. The Conservatives lie continuously (we had that referendum promise 3 years ago Dave!), the Labour party got this country in so much doggie doos that they jokingly left a note saying "sorry there's nothing left"  and the useless LibDems are so ineffectual that they might as well try and run the Tynwald !
     The mere fact that UKIP racked up 26% of the vote speaks volumes to me, and no doubt to 'call me Dave' who by now must be seriously regretting his scornful dismissal of the purple vested mob led by Mr Geniality himself. The problem for Camoeron now is that his dismissive snobbery of the fruitcakes & loonies has not only come back to bite him on the backside, it's taken a mighty chunk out of that backside! It gets worse because 'heavyweight' cigar chomping minster (now without porfolio) Ken Clarke weighed in with "collection of clowns" and more bizarrely, other ministers unwisely joined in! They had obviously forgotten what happened in Italy recently-and Beppe Grillo only managed 25% of the vote! Nigel Farage has 26% and growing! This probably why:-

EU............................. Single option - OUT!
Immigration............. Slam the doors shut!
Grammar Schools.... Bring them back, education is pivotal !
Foriegn Aid.............. Slaughter it before we need it!  
Smoking Ban............ Amend to allow choice!
Employment............. Create jobs with the above!
Defence..................... Financially help - not cut!
NHS.......................... Save not slaughter!
     and much much more. No wonder Nigel Farage went on an exhausting and very well received  "Common Sense" tour of Britain.
Mr Farage tells it how it is in Stone, Staffordshire
UKIP are not, as some have painted them (probably to their ultimate cost) a bunch of oddfellows, a bunch of loonies or even clowns-if they were, why would a rather large Tory party donor have deserted them in the first place to set up UKIP with substantial financial backing? But look at some of the other people lining up for UKIP:
  
Godfrey Bloom (financial wizard)
  
                                                    Roger Helmer (freedoms are absolute)

           
                                    Paul Nuttall (Deputy Leader)  Bill Etheridge (Budding politician)

Only four of the people leading the peoples revolt and I say revolt because the only way that this country can save itself from the same financial shroud of doom that the EU envelops all its members in is to leave immediately but the Lib/Lab/Con spinmeisters have no intention of keeping us out of that cesspit that will eventually bankrupt all of its members-and then the people in those countries-remember Cyprus?
There is only one answer to all this madness!

Thursday, 2 May 2013

P P P on P P

Smoking bans KILL businesses-FACT!


Yep, there it is folks, the headline we've all been waiting for: PPP on PP !

People Power Piss on Plain Packaging

Cameron has pulled this idiotic idea from next weeks Queens speech as he finally starts to grasp the concept that people simply aren't happy with what he and his chummy chums in Westminster are doing. I think that he has finally concluded that he and his diminishing 'loyal' followers are not only losing the plot and losing Britain to the EU masterdons (masterwankers actually!) but losing supporters at ground floor level by the hundreds. Maybe these local council elections will tell us that the departures are now by the thousands instead! I think that they will. Guido certainly thinks so as he has been galloping round London availing himself of even money UKIP getting 50 seats-and I happen to think that he is bang on the button too.

OK, so the report was in the Sun, but they do have an ear close to the political ground and friend Snowdon has also picked up on this straight away and quotes "“Plain packaging may or may not be a good idea, but it’s nothing to do with the Government’s key purpose. The PM is determined to strip down everything we do so we can concentrate all our efforts on voters’ essentials. That means growth, immigration and welfare reform.” ( does that also include getting rid of these disgraceful quangos then?) And does this now mean that the Chief Medical Lying Officer (professor Dame Sally Davies) is relieved from duties? After all, if she can't tell the truth then she should not be in a position of power-c'mon Dave, kick this bitch out please!


 Now to Simple Simon that is a translation from "I think we've made a right codball of things so far chummy chums, so we had better do something the people actually want us to do!" If I'm wrong I apologise but I somehow don't think I am for I am damned sure that  everybody's friend 'call me Dave' has finally realised that the "party comprising of loonies and fruitcakes" has finally come to 'bite him on his ass'! I forget where it was but yesterday some poll or other put "Nigels Nutters" on 22%-but why are they "Nutters"?

It seems to me that Mr Farage has the full backing of the British people when it comes to stopping the immigration rot, after all, most people nowadays, with a modicum of intelligence can see the colossal damage being done whilst we have Blairs contempt for this country openly displayed every time a fresh immigrant arrives! 

 

The party needs to win back most of the four councils it lost in 2009.

(Millibrain implores people to vote for Labour in Worcester)

As my readers well know, I was never a political animal until 6 years ago but what I have seen in those 6 years disgusts me to the very core. I have lost faith in most politicians because they only seem to want to feather their own nests - and the law (?) well, dear oh dear me, the law has been completely corrupted in order to impress 'smoke ban laws' upon the people; even the innocent. The law is in place to give justice a basis upon which we all learn right from wrong, but not anymore as prosecutions regarding anything 'smoking' are dealt with in a completely different way. I remember one gem from a magistrate, " I believe you are a very credible witness, but I believe that she (the EHO who was 88ft away from her victim at the time the allegations were made) is more credible"! Now how's about that one folks? Never mind the old maxim 'innocent until proven guilty' or even 'beyond reasonable doubt', they have gone right out of the window since July 1st, 2007. In any sane court of law, this case would have been thrown out through lack of evidence-and there are more like this, believe me there are more!

But back to todays elections where all sane people can only hope that Camoron gets slaughtered and loses the proposed 500+ seats. All sane people can also hope that Ed the Millibrain also loses 'x' number of seats as he is another complete waste of space who sees us as part of some EU superpower and as for the Il-liberal un-dems, well, frankly, they don't deserve any seats whatsoever as Clegg should simply be exterminated for being a complete pratt! I think that Chris Huhne is the best example of Cleggs failing party - locked away for the people's safety! 

Wandsworth prison 

(Huhne's first morning in Wandsworth as he descends from C wing)

So hopefully we shall see a big surge of the purple brigade as people do begin to see that this country has a way out of all this modern day lunacy where democracy is fast becoming a thing of the past and quangos hold 'the powers that be' to mental ransoms! Perhaps more than one party ought to check out the facts and the lies about tobacco & smoking!

Yesterday Mr Farage, head man of those so called loonies & fruitcakes stated that he would sort out the smoking ban which was both "silly and Illiberal". Yet again the man hits the nail absolutely smack bang on the head! Today of course there will be uproar from the flying pigs brigade, no doubt headed by insidious Arnott-who should be spit roasted for what she and her cohorts have cost this country with their crooked science rampaging. 

(Roast that pig baby, roast that pig!)

It works out, overall, at approximately £1/2bn per month for all this anti smoking tomfoolery yet just as many people smoke now as did when they started-give or take a few dozen I suppose. Now just think how much good all that money would have done our once proud & majestic NHS. I remember seeing an article in the Leicester Mercury where the head man of Leicester Hospitals was crying over where to find the next months wages for all the staff employed-I answered the article by suggesting he ring 'Debs' and ask her as it was her that was spending all the monies in one way or another (it wasn't printed by the way). The hospitals (3 of them) needed to find £1m, Debs & Co were now costing the country £1/2bn per month, so as Nigel Farage says, it is a silly law (for people are ignoring it anyway and still smoking) and it IS totally illiberal. Something that Clegg never grasped in his early days when he could have made a difference and certainly secured confidence in his party from 15 million voters!

 

Without doubt Camoron has seen that he is well on his way out and he knows which ridiculously imposed law will eventually bankrupt this country, the man is not totally stupid despite his obvious appearance of being so. He also knows that if he pratts about anymore, not only is he going to lose 500+ local council seats he is going to lose council controls as well. Now what we need to hope for is an area where UKIP has a large following and can possibly gain control of the local council-there will be much 'poo'ing of the panties' in certain quarters if THAT happens because that will show, without a shadow of a doubt that the party of the "loonies & fruitcakes" have definitely arrived. Next stop Westminster!

On the subject of Westminster, let us just imagine that at the next general election and with present rates of 'exchange' amongst the parties and the general dissatisfaction of the 'man on the street' (who 'call me Dave' never bothered to talk to-the ignoramus!), what is so far fetched about the illib undems losing 15 seats, the EU friendly Labour mob losing 5 and the foundering Tories losing 15 seats too? I doubt the Greens would pick any up for they have proved to be a party full of nutters (not loonies mind, nor fruitcakes-just nutters) but you may find the odd independent copping for a seat which would leave the UKIP mob with the possibility of 30-34 seats in Westminster. Now that would shake the system up a bit!

 

May seem far fetched to many of you but why should the above events not happen-after all, the general public are now disillusioned with all three of the main parties and who can blame them? For those of you who think I'm crackers I'm sure that you'll be happy to lay me a tenner at 10,000/1 - and I'll 'pay on'!

The Danes have finally seen sense and repealed their silly laws which saw a massive increase in cross border shopping and most EU countries have given their smokers some sort of leeway as they recocognise the financial importance of such people in their societies. Our governments do too but they are scared pantless to upset the quangos & the WHO. The last mentioned, by the way, are now attempting to pressure nations into exterminating their tobacco plantations so as to reduce the available amounts of this humble, natural plant that millions of humans seem to enjoy. It doesn't matter to the WHO that entire nations will be pauperised, that's not their problem, they just want tobacco eradicated-mind you, 40 years ago they said the same about illegal drugs!

(and that is exactly what Godber proposed-remember?)

 The real beauty of todays elections is that this will give the people the opportunity to show Camoron that we always wanted 'that referendum' and that we would definitely opt OUT of that stinking pile of donkey plop known as the EU - after all, why would we want our banks raided just to keep some self imposed bunch of egomaniacs in the luxury they presently enjoy. What are they achieving whilst sitting in Brussels/Strasbourg exept angering the British people on a daily/weekly basis? At least David Cameron has, today, put the British people first by withdrawing that idiotic proposal of Plain Packaging for even he could see that to allow such after all the corrupt dealings by various MPs & lobby groups, the measure was deeply unpopular with the rank & file-not to mention of course that even more British jobs would be sacrificed for the sake of something that there is not one shred of evidence about!

Nice move Dave, but a bit late for today is the day that the UKIP surge really begins!

next day update: 26% looking good!